BT is Satan!

No seriously, it is. They promise you adequate internet speeds for a reasonable price, only when you pay for the services, they fail miserably. And they fail in that we're supposed to be getting 8MB broadband, and we're only actually getting 0.13MB broadband. An inquiry has been made and the case regarding our internet speed, or lack thereof, has been reopened.

Whenever I try to do something on the internet, it's as if it knows I want to do something vaguely important. It then shoots me down (in a crash and burn manner) with this dastardly screen:




Moving on to something less menacing, I wish to tell you all about Twitter. It's fun.

Basically, you have 140 characters to write little snippets of what you're doing, kind of like the facebook status updates. Only on Twitter you can follow other people to see what they're up to. This includes celebrities and other famous people. For instance, all your favourite YouTubers have probably got Twitter, and so has Stephen Fry, Robert Webb, David Mitchell, Ed Byrne, Jimmy Carr, Alan Carr, Matt Lucas and many others, you just have to find them.

Twitter makes for some fun reading, especially if you're following as many comedians as I am. They tend to twitter about some funny things. As you would expect them to.

One other site I recommend is fmylife.com. It's just a load of short anecdotes of people's life troubles. For example, one of today's is:

Today, I came home to find a puppy in my backyard. Thinking it was lost or a stray I took it to the pound. My boyfriend came home and asked me if I had seen my present. The puppy. We went back to the pound to get it, but it had already been sold. FML

They are pretty funny, and work solely on the fact that we all like to see other people being worse off than us. You can try to deny it, but you'll love Fmylife in time. *grins evily*