Red Nose Day

I know I'm not really the charitable type, but this year I think I might do something for Comic Relief. I'm not sure what to do yet, though.

I was thinking that since I'm such a talkative person that I should consider some sort of sponsored silence. It'll be difficult, though. I don't think I've ever gone the whole day without speaking before. I remember once going from reg to lunchtime without talking. We had Mr Jones covering us for R.E. and he thought I was being weird for not speaking. And then I explained that I was dared not to talk for the day. He gave me a piece of paper with which to communicate.

Because he's cool.

I failed at my dare at lunchtime, though. Someone hit over a yoghurt pot that had stuff in it, and the mysterious liquid within tipped onto the table, causing me to shout "Argh, it peed!" Thus breaking my 4 and a half hour silence.

I've got to say though, speaking after staying silent all day felt totally weird. You know like when you're doing something that should be physically impossible? It felt like that. I was talking, and it felt like I shouldn't be talking. Like by the laws of nature, I wasn't allowed to speak.

It was quite strange, I must admit.

It's 3 o'clock in the morning. How cool is that? I'm staying up all night again. If I go to sleep now, I won't get up in the morning. Grand. Funky monkey on a witch's broom. It's my new phrase, that. I'm not perfectly sure how I came up with it, but I definitely know that I did.

Anyway, you may have noticed my new sidebar picture. Since it's Red Nose Day next month, I thought I'd put a little picture (that I mainly made myself - I took the logo from the website, where it says to do so) on my sidebar. Just as a change from the usual Towel Day picture.

Well, I'm off to read six short stories now. Good morning, everyone!
Tomorrow's subject: Snow.

Quote of the Day: "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." — Ford Prefect, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy