My tangerine won't behave

I'm eating a tangerine, and it won't do what it's supposed to do.

I'm trying to peel it, but the skins going all funny, and then all the white stuff that's underneath the skin is still on the tangerine bits. And I can't get it off.

And my dog Abby tried to steal my banana. I thought it was very rude of her to do so; she could have at least asked before trying to take it, couldn't she? It's not like I'd refuse. Maybe she likes banana, and wants to have some because she's bored of meatballs.

Anyway, I'm revising for Physics. Aren't I just the coolest person ever? I don't mind revising physics though, because I understand it. Unlike Chemistry, which I haven't understood since I had Dr Morgan. Miss Downey was a good Chem teacher, but Dr Morgan is just a raving lunatic with a marker and a whiteboard. And Jaffa Cakes. He also seems to like Quality Street as well. Don't ask.

I watched Jimmy Carr: In Concert yesterday. It was fantastically funny, and the addition of Geordie subtitles made it even funnier. I especially liked the part where he was giving his thought on some things. He brings out a jazz band, and sits in a leather chair whilst a smoke machine "creates atmosphere". It's funny. I highly recommend the DVD.

I'm going to go now. I've got some revision to do, and I want to see if I can fill a notebook with revision notes. Such an exciting life I have.

Until tomorrow, I leave you with this; a clip from Eddie Izzard's Circle. I'm sure some of you have seen it, but I thought it was funny.



The clip is a bit quiet, so pump up da volume, innit blud!
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