Heroes soon!!

Heroes is on soon!! Yay! I like Heroes.

Don't forget:

BBC2

9 o'clock

Wednesday night.

Watch it. Or else....

Also, you know I said that there are two episodes on? Turns out there's not... Sorry. But it is on BBC3. So there's an episode on at 9, and then the second episode is on at 10 o'clock on BBC3. So.. woo!!

Go Sylar.

Meebo!

As you all now know, my laptop is pretty much fooked. (That's a nicer way of saying 'fucked'. It is fucked though.) So I've been using my step-dad's laptop. It's an awesome laptop; I want one, so I plan on getting one. They're a bit expensive though... About £700. Said they were expensive.

Anyway. It's a good laptop, but it hasn't got MSN. I know, a laptop without MSN? Ridiculous. But it's true. Now, eBuddy failed me; it kept complaining about an unresponsive script, and then it wouldn't let me receive messages. Quite annoying. So now I've found an alternative... MEEBO!!

It's cool. It actually works. The only downside, is that it doesn't let you see the smileys people send. It lets you see the basic ones like :D, :P, :), :(, and so on; but not custom ones. But it's okay for me - I'm on MSN so much, that I've learned all the keyboard shortcuts for smileys. So I can pretty much tell what smileys people are using. Because I'm cool.

SUPER COOL, SUPER AWESOME FORCE

I'm the founder. You should join. Otherwise you're not super cool, or super awesome. You're lame if you don't join. So there. Ha.

This is what happens when I'm bored

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*Strange theme music*

You've been watching a paid presentation for Potato Juice.

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That's what happens when I'm bored. I also posted this as a comment on Joel's Bebo. I couldn't write all of it on his Bebo though; I ran out of characters. =P

Comment with more random made-up products, and I'll gladly write more of these strange Teleshopping adverts for you. =] It's entertaining for me. =P

Oh shigg

Howdy y'all! I've had an annoyingly boring week. Why? Well, because I've been home all week. Because last Thursday I went to the hospital, and on the Friday I had an operation on my leg. And of course, my leg is not behaving. In other words, there's stuff coming out of it that shouldn't be. I know, it's gross.

And my laptop broke. My laptop was like, my life. But now it's dead. Because it caught a virus while I was trying to watch Heroes online. Grr. Heroes was good though. Tune in; BBC2, 9 o'clock, Wednesday night. There are 2 episodes on. Which is nice.

Anyway, about my computer breaking. First of all, the mouse pad thingy on it broke. So I've been going all week without using a mouse. Which is just that little bit annoying. Luckily for me, I've had enough experience in TG4 to be able to use a computer using only the keyboard. So that wasn't really that much of a problem. But when I was watching Heroes, I inadvertently downloaded a Trojan virus. A Trojan is where a program pretends to be one thing, but it actually does something else. Grr. In my case, it was pretending to be some sort of necessary media download that was needed to watch Heroes. So if you do watch Heroes online, I suggest that you be careful of it.

So I'm now on my step-dad's laptop, and I need a new one... I might order one from the internet sometime soon. I really do need one though. I'm always on the internet.

Next subject; Conor Oberst. It's really good. I bought the album from Amazon, and it's the best thing I've bought in a long time. You can either listen to it here, or you can listen to the one song below. The song below is called Danny Callahan.


Enjoy.

Please help me.

I really need some help. I can't stop talking in a very bad Jamaican accent. It's annoying me. Ha.

Anyway. Yeah.

I haven't got anything to blog about. So mleh.

I am not amused

I'm really not looking forward to tomorrow. First of all, I've got a test in Chem, and I wasn't there to do the work. So... that's that out the window. And then gym. Urgh. Followed by welsh and art (urgh). And then dinner time, I've got to go everywhere. I've got to go to Maths, Biology, Art, and Graphics. So I might not go to art tomorrow...

We are not amused.

Anyway, I wanted to blog about something else, too. Can't for the life of me remember what it was, though. But it was sort-of important. Ah well. I'm speaking in code, by the way. I reckon some of you will know what I wanted to blog about. I just don't want to blog about it. ^_^

A tad bit over-crowded...
Another thing; dinner time in school is annoying. I mean, I know we're a big group of friends (because we rock), but it seems impossible to have a one-on-one conversation with anyone; it's always that you're talking to a group of people. Annoying, but bearable. ^_^

We should bribe Clive and ask him to give us two tables dinner time. Pushed together. So that we can all be on the one table and not have to squish in on the corners. =P

I'll talk to him tomorrow if I see him. xD

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Anyway, I've got homework to do. Depressing. xD It'll be fine.

To Facebook!

As some of you may know, I tend to start a lot of my posts with 'As some of you may know...' (I think I've already used that joke. Ah well.)

Anyway, as I was saying; some of you may know that I've recently made a Facebook account (from now on, I'm calling it F/B). And guess what? It's amazing! Yes, I know; some of y'all think it's shitty. But do I care? No, no I don't. Anypoo... Y'all should get F/B. It's the way forward!

Get ready for the really persuasive part; if you haven't got F/B, you're not cool. In fact, if you haven't got F/B you're so far away from 'cool', that to you 'cool' is just a DOT. As in, ".com". (:

And yes Iwan, I stole your smiley-making method. Thanks. ^_^

Also, as Iwan explained in his blog, maths was stoopid. (I know how to spell 'stupid', I just thought it to be more... ironic, if I spelt it wrong. Oui?)

Why bother teaching us shizz that no one's even going to understand? Because she's a rem. Miss Tomos is a rem. She's the biggest rem on el planet-o. Si.

Anypoo... I'd best be off. I've got to go get the sausages out of the freezer, and I've got to do some Graphics work. Or else Mr "Baldy Man" Simpson will be pissed off with me. That would be a minor inconvenience. But ya know.

[Side note: Why doesn't anyone leave comments on my posts? Leave your opinions on the things I blog about, or just say hi. It's anonymous, so don't be afraid. :P]

FACEBOOK!

It's been a while

Holy Jesus Christ in a jumpsuit! I haven't blogged in over a week! It's not my fault though - I've been pretty busy. Coursework and stuff. Annoying. Mhm.

Anyway, I've quite a lot to blog about. From the supposed end of the world, to starting back at school. So here we go...

The Supposed End of the World
Okay, we've all heard the crap going around. Apparently at sometime today, we were all meant to die. NOT TRUE. There was only like a 1 in 50,000,000 chance of anything exciting happening. Besides, they've only turned the machine on. Apparently it'll be about a year until they actually get any results from this experiment. How exciting. But anyway, we all seem pretty much alive. Maybe not in the mornings, but you know what I mean.

Starting Back at School
I know school's depressing, but it's all I've got to blog about. And anyway, I've actually got something to complain about now. So my blogging abilities have returned. Hoorah!

Anyway. On the first day back (a week ago today), we had about a two-hour long assembly where MrD spoke about how this year's going to be challenging, and how we're going to have loads of coursework, and how the year's going to fly by. Shortly after that speech, I had art. With Mr West. As if school wasn't bad enough as it was. So they decide to give me a lesson with creepy ol' West.

So at the beginning of this very challenging year, we had a very challenging art lesson. Guess what we had to do. Go on, guess. We had to bang clay against a table. Clay. Against an effing table. Urgh. This year's going to be annoying.

Tiny People Taking Over The School
Have you noticed all the microscopic peoples taking over the school? It's super annoying - they never seem to know where they're going, so they just sort of stop in the middle of the corridor. And you always see them looking worried when they're even remotely late for a lesson. Haha.

But they're all so stupid! They're everywhere. I'm very sure we weren't that annoying when we were in year 7. They're like slabs. Yes that's right, I called them slabs. Perhaps not the most insulting word, but it sounds fitting. But all they're good for is being in the way, and they move so slowly. It looks like something from a bad zombie film.

I was outside maths the other day (Friday I think) and I saw a year 7 kid. I think he was late for his lesson, but he just pushed past me. So I shouted "Hurry, child. Or else face decapitation!" 'Twas funny.

Mr Webb's Rudeness
On Monday, Mr Webb (less commonly known as Mr Whebb) ignored me. How rude. I was talking to him and I was mid-sentence and he just bloody walked off! So I shouted "Well that's not very nice! I was talking!" He didn't hear me though, so it wasn't as effective as it should've been. Mhm.

Miss Muffet Has A Makeover
I take it that you are all familiar with the nursery rhyme Little Miss Muffet? If not, here it is:

"Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away."

Well, I made my own version. And it goes something like this,

"Little Miss Muffet
Once had a fanny.
But funnily enough,
She was a tranny.
So one fine day,
They took her fanny away.
And her boyfriend turned out to be gay."

The last line was tricky. I'm still thinking of a good ending for it, but the one I've got (contributed by Ryan) is good for now.

Art's Taking My Life
Honestly, it is. I've got loads of stuff to finish for art, so I have to go in every dinner time to get it done. Well, I don't have to go in, but if I don't, I'll end up doing crap. So I think going there is the best option. The thing that freaks me out though, is that I'm always left alone in the class with Mr West. Creepy.

On Monday, he kept on trying to talk to me, so I got my iPod out and just started listening to it. I didn't bother asking him if I could. I was that desperate to ignore him. Haha.

Something Else
I think I was supposed to say something to/about Ashleigh W. So err, hi Ashleigh. =]

A Funny Picture to Top it Off.