OMG, I haven't blogged since like, Friday

I know! Awful, isn't it? It's been about... *counts slowly* 3 or 4 days since my last post! I think I'm going to die.

Anyway, moving on. Welcome to the start of December. Albeit a bit of a late welcome, but a welcome all the same, aye? So how's December working out for everyone? Nice and cold for you all?

It's cold enough for me. Even though you'll probably find me complaining about the cold, I actually quite like it. It's better than that bloody summer (if you can call that drisly few months we had 'summer') we had. Cold is good. As is early darkness. Fun fun fun.

But the exams continue! Fear not though, we're on our options now. Graphics and Art for me tomorrow, and then IT and Spanish on Thursday. And what have we got to look forward to at the end of the week? Oh yes, that's right: Science. All bloomin' day. How nice of them to give us a nice end of the exam week, eh?

As y'all know, we had maths and English today. Maths was okay, I think; it could have gone better, but it could have gone a lot worse as well. Luckily, it went okay. The one question though, with the cubes... I was confused with that. I was just staring at it for ages. I finished early again, so I wasn't wasting any time by staring at it.

Oh yeah, I haven't told you about yesterday, have I? Well maths paper 1 was supposed to be a two-hour paper. How long did it take to complete? Forty minutes. So how the hell did the exam board work out that it should take us 2 hours to do that? It's no wonder so many people got As in their maths GCSEs. Pah.

Saying that, I've probably done really badly. I know I have in paper two, but... yeah...

Because I finished my paper early, I didn't know what to do with myself. I went over the paper a few times. Got bored. Stared at the clock for a while... Got bored. So then I found something really interesting to do; you know those wooden panels on the wall in the gym? Well I was wondering, are they mass-produced like that, or are the patterns on them randomly occuring during the milling process? Turns out, it's random. I checked. All of them. And none of them match; therefore, random. Mmkay?

We also had the Welsh yesterday, didn't we? That was okay. I finished on time, but my story was a bit strange... I did the story, obviously. But... there was this kid, and he ripped this guys neck open with his teeth. Yeah, most of my Welsh and English stories are like that. Quite strange, really.

A list of my stories from exams I've done in the past:

The Gift
A story about a girl who kills a load of CHAVs with a magical amulet she was given as a gift. See? It ties in with the title.

There was a welsh story that I can't remember the title of. It was about a guy trapped on a red island, surrounded by a sea that was so still, it looked like a mirror. Might have been metal, not sure. Anyway, the guy jumps into a hole and ends up back home. Fun.

Another Welsh one, where two people are on a bus (Taith ar Fws), and the driver actually turns out to be a demon. He takes them to another world, and the girl dies. The grass is orange, the sky is green. The bus gets to the other world by driving over a broken bridge at a very high speed. Flash. Other world. Simple, aye?

I've already said about my English story I did the other day... it was about a guy called Alex who can teleport. You've got to read the story to make sense of it. Too hard to explain.

An English story that told the tale of three people on a journey (the title was Journey) to find an artifact in Egypt. They find the artifact, only to have it explode, killing them all.

I can't remember any of my other ones at the moment, but they'll come back to me in time.

Has anyone seen Kyle XY? It's funny, and really random. I suggest you watch. Monday nights, 8 o'clock, Living. It's super good.

I should go revise...