Oh dear, oh dear...

I really need a taste in music. Honestly, I'm listening to a song about poo at the moment. Curiously, this song about poo is the only thing that kept me sane when I was on the plane going to Mexico. Weird, eh? I listened to it on repeat, so by now I know all the words. Behold, I shall type them from memory. Iwan - you believe me that I know all the words, don't you? I sing the song to you in Biology sometimes. :)

Behold:

"Everything that lives on Earth
poos in some way,
that's how the cycle happens
each and every day.
Just look at the green, green grass
and the birds up in the sky,
it's all here because of poo
and now I'll tell you why:

Grass is eaten by the cattle
which is eaten by women and men
it fuses with their bodies
and becomes poo again.
The poo goes through the sewers,
where it's dumped into the sea
and it's eaten by the plankton
and becomes the fish's meal.

And when that bigger fish with the poo still inside,
swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
by a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
so it can spring to life, and become food for the land!

It's the poo of the antelope,
the poo of the giraffe
it falls onto the Earth
and becomes the blades of grass.
The grass is eaten by the cattle,
which comes out the other end,
to make food for the humans
and turns back to poo again...

*Hanky and Cornwallice talk a bit*

I think I see now...

I'm the poo of the antelope
that flows onto the ground
becomes the grass of tomorrow,
that the grazers turn around,
So I'm the leg of the leopard,
and the wings of the hen
which becomes dinner for the humans
and turns back to poo again.

That's the cycle, the cycle of poo!"

Here's the song. It was on South Park.



I couldn't find the proper video, so this is an AMV that someone made. It's still the same song, though. :)

I leave you with this advice:

If life sucks, don't kill yourself. Because if you do, you'll think "Crap. Shouldn't have killed myself."

:)

And a video I thought was funny. From those nice people at MadTV - you know the ones who did the Shakira spoof and the Project Runway spoof? Those people.