This is what happens when I'm bored

Are you often tired, and out of energy? Do you need that pick-me-up to give that extra boost in the morning?

Well worry no more! We have today a product that will revolutionize your life. Presenting....

Potato Juice!

The complex carbohydrates and the super-scientific-long-word-that-makes-no-sense-but-we-throw-it-in-anyway makes this juice a miracle! We've even added the skins for that extra special taste.

But wait, there's more! Call now, and not only will you receive three whole cartons of Potato Juice, you'll also receive a FREE drinking glass!

Call now on 0800 2 15000. Calls cost £1.50 a minute, and be prepared to wait at least 15 minutes to speak to one of our super friendly operators. They work from India, but don't worry; they're almost sort of fluent in English!

So call now and you'll receive three cartons of amazing Potato Juice and the FREE drinking glass for only two easy payments of £49.95!

So what are you waiting for? Call now!

*Strange theme music*

You've been watching a paid presentation for Potato Juice.

--

That's what happens when I'm bored. I also posted this as a comment on Joel's Bebo. I couldn't write all of it on his Bebo though; I ran out of characters. =P

Comment with more random made-up products, and I'll gladly write more of these strange Teleshopping adverts for you. =] It's entertaining for me. =P