Anyway, I've quite a lot to blog about. From the supposed end of the world, to starting back at school. So here we go...
The Supposed End of the World
Okay, we've all heard the crap going around. Apparently at sometime today, we were all meant to die. NOT TRUE. There was only like a 1 in 50,000,000 chance of anything exciting happening. Besides, they've only turned the machine on. Apparently it'll be about a year until they actually get any results from this experiment. How exciting. But anyway, we all seem pretty much alive. Maybe not in the mornings, but you know what I mean.
Starting Back at School
I know school's depressing, but it's all I've got to blog about. And anyway, I've actually got something to complain about now. So my blogging abilities have returned. Hoorah!
Anyway. On the first day back (a week ago today), we had about a two-hour long assembly where MrD spoke about how this year's going to be challenging, and how we're going to have loads of coursework, and how the year's going to fly by. Shortly after that speech, I had art. With Mr West. As if school wasn't bad enough as it was. So they decide to give me a lesson with creepy ol' West.
So at the beginning of this very challenging year, we had a very challenging art lesson. Guess what we had to do. Go on, guess. We had to bang clay against a table. Clay. Against an effing table. Urgh. This year's going to be annoying.
Tiny People Taking Over The School
Have you noticed all the microscopic peoples taking over the school? It's super annoying - they never seem to know where they're going, so they just sort of stop in the middle of the corridor. And you always see them looking worried when they're even remotely late for a lesson. Haha.
But they're all so stupid! They're everywhere. I'm very sure we weren't that annoying when we were in year 7. They're like slabs. Yes that's right, I called them slabs. Perhaps not the most insulting word, but it sounds fitting. But all they're good for is being in the way, and they move so slowly. It looks like something from a bad zombie film.
I was outside maths the other day (Friday I think) and I saw a year 7 kid. I think he was late for his lesson, but he just pushed past me. So I shouted "Hurry, child. Or else face decapitation!" 'Twas funny.
Mr Webb's Rudeness
On Monday, Mr Webb (less commonly known as Mr Whebb) ignored me. How rude. I was talking to him and I was mid-sentence and he just bloody walked off! So I shouted "Well that's not very nice! I was talking!" He didn't hear me though, so it wasn't as effective as it should've been. Mhm.
Miss Muffet Has A Makeover
I take it that you are all familiar with the nursery rhyme Little Miss Muffet? If not, here it is:
"Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away."
Well, I made my own version. And it goes something like this,
"Little Miss Muffet
Once had a fanny.
But funnily enough,
She was a tranny.
So one fine day,
They took her fanny away.
And her boyfriend turned out to be gay."
The last line was tricky. I'm still thinking of a good ending for it, but the one I've got (contributed by Ryan) is good for now.
Art's Taking My Life
Honestly, it is. I've got loads of stuff to finish for art, so I have to go in every dinner time to get it done. Well, I don't have to go in, but if I don't, I'll end up doing crap. So I think going there is the best option. The thing that freaks me out though, is that I'm always left alone in the class with Mr West. Creepy.
On Monday, he kept on trying to talk to me, so I got my iPod out and just started listening to it. I didn't bother asking him if I could. I was that desperate to ignore him. Haha.
Something Else
I think I was supposed to say something to/about Ashleigh W. So err, hi Ashleigh. =]
A Funny Picture to Top it Off.
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