Do I really need this title? Hang on, THIS is not a title.

I am SO completely bored. Seriously, I couldn't be more bored if I was boredom itself. Or dead. Or both.

But that wouldn't work, would it? If I was boredom, I would be bored. But if on top of that, I was dead, the boredom wouldn't be here; it'd be dead. Which means... I wouldn't be bored anymore. Right? I don't get it...

Anyway, what can I do? I'm very bored. And my brain's not really working - as you can see from the rather odd title on tonight's post. Yeah...

I saw Wall-E. I wasn't impressed. Basically, it's two robots saying "Wall-E" and "Eve" over and over again for two hours. How exciting (note the sarcasm). Seeing as it was so crap, I'm not going to bother boring you with the plot details.

On another note, I need to go to Cardiff. I want, and need, to buy things. Nice things; like books, and DVDs. And I wanna go to Starbucks for a frappuccino. (I'm still not sure on the spelling, though.)

Big Brother was on Friday, as it is every day. Luke was evicted, and they stuck Rex's girlfriend in. She was the 57th of "Big Brother's Ever Changing Special Prizes." The other prizes included, and I quote, "Ham, Jam, Spam, Babycham, and a Pram." So there.

The Kevin Bishop Show was on in between BB on Friday. 'Twas very funny. In case you don't know, it's a parody sketch show, where he takes the piss out of like, everything. It's very good. The sketches included "Ross Kemp on Drugs", "Ross Kemp on the Toilet", and "Ross Kemp on Viagra". A good one was "Dangerously High School Musical". Search it on YouTube, or follow this link which will take you to the search.

Anyway, back to BB: Luke's a twat. Thank God he's gone. The downside to his eviction is that we had to suffer through his interview (I know, I didn't have to watch it, but I did. Okay?) and his appearances on BBLB. Yipee (again, note the sarcasm).

I'll be blogging again sometime in the week. Maybe. The topics could include: Midget Whores, Teleshopping, BB, Frappuccinos, Books, DVDs, or anything interesting that happens between now and then.

But for now, you'll have to wait. Hah!

Blog out.